Jeeves & Farley CV
Currently starring in “the slumbering herd” site banner.
Skills: Grazing, Nibbling, Bickering, Sleeping, Napping, Slumbering, Heckling People Who Snore
Available for inspirational speeches and breakfast sampling.
Preferences: Morning Star Farms frozen sausages, mushroom omelets, English muffins with strawberry jam. Also gherkins, but not on Sundays.